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Dungeon Crawler CarlBook One | The Halfway Catch-UpI went into Dungeon Crawler Carl with absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into.I'd heard the hype. I'd read the premise. And somehow, I was still confused about what this book actually was.But I love gaming. I love Sword Art Online. And dark humour mixed with pop culture references? That's right up my street. So, I decided to give it a go.By the first chapter, I was intrigued.By the third, I was hooked.And by the time Princess Donut delivered her third sarcastic reply, I knew I'd be reading the entire series. And quickly.I'm only halfway through the first book, and I'm already in love.The ridiculous achievements. The AI's deeply concerning obsession with Carl's gorgeous feet. The bosses. The mobs. The references. The sheer, glorious absurdity of it all.It's ridiculous. It's chaotic. It's absolutely brilliant.And I'm calling it now: this book is a masterpiece. I'm only halfway through, and I don't care.I've already become a willing subject of the Royal Court of Princess Donut, and I suspect there's no going back.So, I'm starting this reading diary a little late. Consider this my catch-up before the real-time thoughts, questionable predictions and inevitable rants begin.Let's begin.

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BETWEEN THE PAGES / FINAL VERDICT

The dungeon has been conquered.

5/5

Five glorious, glowing gold stars!

NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: You've finished the first book!

REWARD: You get to devour the second book immediately.

I absolutely LOVED this book. The glorious absurdity, Carl's intelligence, Princess Donut's magnificent attitude — and the humanity hiding beneath all that chaos. What an adventure.

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The boss music hasn't stopped…

THE BOSS MUSIC HASN'T STOPPED!!!

Ew. 🤢

Oooooh, pets! I mean, I was expecting a tiger or something cool, but sure, a fighting meatball is apparently an option. 😂

Donut is absolutely going to ask for something else later. Calling it now.

I really hope Mongo keeps biting her on the nose because it's hilarious. She's fully in her mothering era now. Five minutes earlier, she'd have swatted that chicken away without a second thought.

Yay! ❤️

WHAT'S IN HIS INVENTORY?!?!?!

Told you Agatha was sus. Still watching her. 👀

Mongo, Princess Donut’s baby velociraptor

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Ohhh, okay. So Which leaves me with one very important question: what the hell is that woman's problem? I could maybe understand the outrage if we hadn't seen the whole story, but knowing what we know, how is any of this Carl's fault?!

So I'm guessing Carl's going to have this woman hunting him for the foreseeable future, then. Brilliant. 😭

OH MY GOD. They made a deepfake of Carl and the orc. I'm dying. 😂

Is it wrong that I actually feel sorry for those little dog-like creatures in the cage? 😭

A killer gerbil is genuinely terrifying when you think about it. Small, fast, completely unhinged… basically everything you DON'T want launching itself at your neck.

A furious hand-sketched red gerbil wearing a tied headband, with rounded ears, whiskers and raised paws

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Oooooh, scratch cards! Princess Donut is absolutely going to scratch hers immediately. Calling it now. How do I know? Because I'd do exactly the same. 5,000 coins?! HELLO?! 😂

Those moonshine bombs are effective! 25%?! Bloody hell.

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS WATCHING?!?!

Ahhhh, so the gravity spell came from the demon! Mystery solved. 😂

I love it when main characters are genuinely intelligent. When they win because they've actually outsmarted something, rather than because the author conveniently hands them a way out. Carl is one smart cookie, and it's becoming one of my favourite things about him.

DID THEY DO IT?!?! Wait… WHAT?! No experience?! Not even loot boxes?! The gamer in me is personally offended. At least it did wonders for their socials. 😂

Something about this show feels off. What happened to their agent? Why does this suddenly feel like a terrible idea? I'm not trusting this. Not one bit.

Oh… this has taken a dark turn. Carl knows this audience far too well, and I love how cleverly he plays them. But something is very, VERY wrong here.

Oh no. This isn't going to end well. 😭

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I hate to say it, but these old people are going to get someone killed. I love the humanity of it, though. There absolutely would be people this wonderfully kind and selfless, even in the middle of all this. But practically? It's a disaster waiting to happen. Even with that train contraption.

OH MY GOD. NO. DON'T PEE!!! 😭

LEVEL WHAT?!? RUN!!!

😱😢

I hate being right.

Wait… was that upside-down gravity spell the shield's secondary buff, or did it come from the demon from Hell? Because I'm genuinely struggling to keep up here. 😂

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Desperado Club… interesting. I'm imagining a gunslinging cowboy saloon.

Of course they gave him love-heart boxers. Of course they did. 😂 I wonder what the secondary perk is? Mordecai seemed excited about it, and the fact they got interrupted makes me even more intrigued.

Princess Donut loving Riverdale has me howling. 😂 Shameless plug for our own Riverdale prints — we all know Her Highness would approve. 😉

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Flying fairy Karens… I'm here for it. 😂

Thoughts from the Dungeon | Page 283

The first interview... exactly what I expected. Princess Donut had them eating out of her paw, as expected.

Goddammit, Donut.

I may have to disagree with the princess here... I can’t hate on cocker spaniels 😭. I love her hatred, though.

Agatha is sus. I’m watching her.

Spoiler thoughts

My deeper thoughts, theories and spoilery notes will live here once I’ve finished the book.

The Agatha Conspiracy 👀

Agatha. I'm watching you. 👀

And I'm fully expecting to burst into a rendition of It Was Agatha All Along at some point during this series.

The pulse rifle. The shield. The Valtay Corporation connection. Yeah, I knew there was something suspicious about you from the moment you rolled into the dungeon with that squeaky trolley.

So, here's my theory.

Agatha is either a saboteur or some kind of activist.

I've got two scenarios playing out in my head.

Theory One: Corporate Sabotage

What if Agatha has been sent in by Valtay, or another corporation with an interest in seeing the Crawl fail?

We've already been teased with the politics and corporate power struggles behind these games. So what if she's there to interfere? A little sabotage here, a conveniently placed disaster there. Nothing too obvious.

Maybe the goal is to undermine Borant, disrupt the production or force the games to end earlier than planned.

She's not simply trying to survive. She's there on business.

And that trolley? I'm telling you, there's more to that trolley.

Theory Two: The Galactic Animal Rights Activist

Or what if she's something entirely different?

Imagine an animal rights activist breaking into a laboratory to free all the creatures being experimented on.

Now replace the laboratory with an entire planet, and the animals with billions of people forced into a horrifying intergalactic blood sport.

Surely not everyone in the universe sees the Crawl as entertainment?

There must be people who recognise the cruelty. People who are disgusted by the exploitation, the deaths and the fact that an entire civilisation has been turned into a spectator sport.

What if Agatha is one of them?

What if she's infiltrated the Crawl to bring the whole disgusting operation down from the inside?

I don't know which theory I believe more. Maybe neither is right. Maybe she's something else entirely.

But I don't believe for one second that she's just some harmless old woman pushing a squeaky trolley.

Agatha, I'm watching you.

And if I eventually get to sing It Was Agatha All Along, just know that I called it. 😂

Final verdict coming when I finish.

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